It’s cold
I don’t realise that I’m drooling until someone says
“Ewwww! Stop doing that, it’s gross.”
And I think
“Doing what? Being awesome? Just because you’re jealous…”
Then I look down and see drool drops all over the place and realise that it was me.
But I can’t help it! It’s an involuntary reaction to being happy that stems from when I was a kitten, eagerly awaiting my mother’s milk, salivating in anticipation :3
I hope Carla bought some biscuits today, I’ve missed them.
Tibbington Aloysius Wilfred Esquire
x
